Has a Joint Commission surveyor ever called you by the wrong name? Did you accidently fumble your words while presenting the findings of your mock tracer to leadership? Or maybe you answered a series of survey questions perfectly only to find out you had a huge piece of spinach in your teeth the whole time.

We want to hear about it! If you have a funny or awkward story to tell involving a surveyor or survey prep activity that you’d like to share with your peers, please e-mail associate director Jackie Beck at jbeck@hcpro.com with your story. We’ll feature the collection of stories in our next issue of the AHAP Insider, a quarterly membership journal published exclusively for AHAP members.

It is our promise that your stories will be 100% anonymous.